Friday, June 24, 2011

MY Name Is Not June Clever, Martha Stewart & I am Not Suzi Home Maker!!

Let me just start my saying by this;  under no circumstances no matter how much I beg, cry, bribe etc..... do let me borrow the follow items; blenders, mixers, irons, spatula's, Tool's (I loose them) I could go on and on.....I go through an iron an a year, a mixer & blender a year and spatulas on a daily basis!
My boys ask me to make them some cookies last night, I really do not enjoy spending time in the kitchen for that amount of time. I know, that is not very motherly, but I am on a mission and I have things to do and they just don't cook  fast enough! I started them last night and then put everything away and decided I would do them this morning. So as SW is leaving for work he says to me; you have a nice day honey and remember hon; there called Monster cookies but that doesn't mean they have to look like MONSTERS! Really? I think I have this under control! I decided to make a dbl batch (stupid) I put everything together as directed and my Antique Mixer broke :( now that was a pisser! there was cookie dough all over my counters, walls, cupboards, etc.... Now what is wrong with this picture?  I had to mix this whole dbl batch of cookies by hand! My gimpy son could not help me!  I baked two trays, ate 1 tray myself and made 1 try for the two boys put the rest in the fridge to bake later!  They really must make better grades  appliances for people that abuse them like me.  I mean honestly, maybe I should be buying industrial strength? On a positive note; the cookies turned out good! I am going to post the recipe.
xoxoxo
Deana
Monster Cookies
3  Eggs Room Temp
1  Cube of soften butter
1  Cup Brown Sugar
1  Cup White  Sugar
2 tsp. vanilla
2 tsp. maple syrup
2 tsp. baking soda 
1 1/2 Cups Peanut Butter
4 1/2 Cups Oatmeal
1 Cup of M & M 's
1 Cup of Chocolate Chips
Preheat Oven to 325 degrees and grease or spray as many cookie sheets that you have! Can you tell I am on a mission!
I put 12 on a cookie sheet so they don't take over the house like my husband thinks the monsters are coming to get him! Maybe I should make them bigger!
I bake them for 10 minutes because he likes them soft if you want them crunchy bake them longer 12 - 14 min. but just watch them and test them. They say to bake them on 350,  I did that and I thought it was too hot for them.
Enjoy! Now This Batch was not dbl and if you break your vintage mixer than we shall all meet and all
go buy new ones!!!!! Because we deserve it!
Please let me know if your try them and how they turned out

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